Trinsic:The Search For Symphony/Chapter 02/Choice Quotes
Chapter 2: "Glug Glug Glug Glug Glug"
BLusk: What'd you guys think of the Bar and Grill?
Vizz: Great, but lack the violent death.
BLusk: Well... I don't know how you could die violently in a bar and grill short of a nasty bar fight!
Vizz: *looks at the bottle of wine*
BLusk: You see a bottle of wine.
BLusk: Can you read, Vizz?
Vizz: No.
BLusk: Then, that's all.
Ascii: I don't need a check to facepalm, do I?
BLusk: No check required, Ascii!
Ascii: *facepalms*
Vizz: (as Barbarian) "Why are we here anyway?"
Tiki: (as random OOC Party member) "To save the princess, Vizz!"
Ascii: Second lesson... always say who you're talking to/acting towards.
Vizz: People with 7 of INT do not need to direct their message at specific person.
Ascii: Smartass. Or, DUMBass, rather.
BLusk: Out of context: Does anyone remember WHY they came to the bar?
SIdent: Info over some dude.
Ascii: To look for some guy whose name escapes me.
BLusk: Kennardo. Keep notes.
Ascii: Just remember "Ken + Leonardo". Sierra CEO and a Ninja Turtle. It's easy.
Ascii: I meant, how did you plan to get info from [the bar keep]? Ask him, torture him, rob him blind, what?
BLusk: I just had this sudden thought of your group trying to torture the bar keep while drunks try to pull you off him.
BLusk: The bartender leans forward. His eyes are bright. "He lives in the sewers, that's about all I know. As for the criminal element... I'll tell you, there are some nasty gangs around here. The nastiest is..."
Ascii: Uh oh, ellipses! He'll be dead before he finishes the sentence.
BLusk: You hear a soft "pfft". The bartender slaps his neck, then smacks hard into the desk, falls off the chair and hits the floor.
Ascii: Did I call it or what?
BLusk: Ascii kicks the door open, charges forward, leaping over a table and attacks his target! His mace smashes into the chair next to him.
Ascii: Wow, I'm more athletic that I thought.
Vizz: Vizz's half-orc is thinking about the possibility to become a professional wrestler.
Vizz: (as Barbarian) "Understood Ascii!"
Ascii: Since when does a moron Barbarian say "Understood"? And a *raged* one at that? A good hearty "RAAARH!" would suffice.
BLusk: You all notice the man at the doorway has stopped groaning. The pool of blood around his body is larger.
BLusk: Also, the bar is on fire.
Vizz: YHAHAHAHHAAGAGAGGA
Vizz: *is on the floor, laughing*
BLusk: Vizz knocked a lamp into the bartending area. It caught fire back there, and finally started really going this round.
Ascii: WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU *SAY* SOMETHING BEFORE NOW!?
BLusk: It wasn't visible until just now.
Ascii: *looks up to see the apparently STEALTHED inferno raging* "Ah, crap."
Ascii: Will SI recover from his near-fatal knifing? Will Vizz get to bust some more heads? Will Ascii manage to put out the deadly fire? Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion! Same Bat-time, same Bat-channel!
BLusk: Tune in next week for another exciting episode of "As the Dagger Twirls".
SIdent: BTW... Did the wounded basterd died or is about to?
BLusk: He is presently at -1 HP. At -10, he's dead beyond recovery.
Vizz: Note to self: Dismembering my enemies with my sword is the best way to keep 'em alive so far.
Ascii: He's still alive. Now, if we can just keep Vizz from eating HIM too...
BLusk: (as OOC Vizz) "Vizz barbecue guy! Yum!"
SIdent: Yeah, there's fire around.
BLusk: (as OOC Vizz) "Got great fire right here at bar!"
BLusk: *chucks copy 1 of Generic_Bad_Guy character sheet into trash can*
Vizz: Dang... No more drunken fight.
BLusk: Don't worry... I've got copy 2, 3 and 4. And, I can always print more.
SIdent: He's dead... what's the point, BLusk?
BLusk: Probably because he's a generic bad guy that I can use repeatedly.
Ascii: Yeah, BLusk, way to fire up the cookie-cutter NPC presses.
BLusk: You have nothing to worry about the city guards at this point. I'm just saying don't wander off doing random muggings or whatever.
