Space Quest:Phoenix "Roy" Dark

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Phoenix "Roy" Dark is a Sarien bounty hunter who is an expert in Sarien hand signals (too bad nobody else is) and needs more info written about him.

Character Information

Basic Statistics

Name Player Race Height/Weight Hair/Eyes Class
Phoenix "Roy" Dark Vizz Sarien 6'4"/250 lbs. None/Black

Size Gender Age Skin Alignment/Allegiance Deity
Medium Male 26 yrs. Green Chaotic Neutral Gary Owens
Stats Saves Attacks Misc. Languages
STR 16 +3 INT 14 +2
DEX 17 +3 WIS 10 +0
CON 15 +2 CHA 5 -3
Fort +6
Ref +4
Will +1
Melee +8
Missile +8
Grapple +7
Speed 30ft.
Initiative +3
Armor Class 15
Hit Points 40
  • Standard
  • Sarien
  • Estrosian
  • Xenonian
Feats Class Features Racial Features
  • HP/Lvl: 1d10 + CON
  • Skill Points/Lvl: 2 + INT
  • Feat Progression: Fast
  • Can take Weapon Specializations
  • Medium size
  • Base speed: 30ft.
  • Native language: Sarien
  • +1 to attack
  • -2 INT, -2 CHA
  • 1 extra feat at 1st-level
  • Never Good or Lawful


Skill Name Bonus Skill Name Bonus Skill Name Bonus
Appraise +2 Know: Arch. +2 Perform -3
Balance +3 Know: Biology +2 Persuade -3
Clean +0 Know: Geo. & Meteo. +2 Pilot +3
Climb +9 Know: Physics +2 Repair +2
Computer Use +2 Know: Planets +2 Sabotage +2
Decipher +2 Know: Tactical +2 Search +2
Demolitions +8 Know: Technology +2 Sense Motive +0
Escape Artist +3 Know: The Galaxy +2 Spot +0
Heal +0 Know: Weap. & Def. +2 Stealth +7
Hide +3 Know: Xenology +2 Swim +9
Intimidate -3 Listen +0 Theft +3
Jump +9 Lockpicking +3 Tumble +3


Item Location Qty
Antacid Inventory 1
Bag of Cereals Inventory 3
Beret Head 1
Can of Beans Inventory 1
Clothes Body 1
Dirty underwear Towel 1
Duct Tape Inventory 1
Fish Food Inventory 1
Flashlight Inventory 1
Guts! Inventory 1
Handcuffs Inventory 3
Laser Pistol Equipped 1
LeGuinness Stout Inventory 4
Mask Inventory 1
Master Keycard Inventory 1
Item Location Qty
"Medicines" Inventory 1
Official Astro Chicken Cereal Bowl Caddy Inventory 1
Official Astro Chicken Cereal Spoon Inventory 1
Pelvis Brelsford Stalagmite Tip Inventory 1
Rebreather Mask Inventory 1
Roll of Toilet Paper Inventory 2
Bars of Soap Inventory Several
Bottles of Shampoo Inventory Several
Bundles Fake Seaweed Inventory Several
Signalers Inventory 4
Towel Inventory 1
Translator Inventory 1
Tuff-Weave Undershirt Equipped 1
Water Wings Inventory 2



Often seen with white mask, beret, cigar, alcohol bottle, velvet metallic gangster bulletproof Hawaiian body armor and usually accompanied by the sneaky "There's a bad guy in your hotel room, James!" James Bond theme. If seen - Offer him a cigar and some strong alcohols, hugs and kisses if lady, then don't bother him again.


Back, right elbow, representing a Sarien face with a beret, cigar, knife and big guns, "Roy, age 27" in the legend.


Wedgie marks, thank to outright unskilled teleportation engineer wannabe.


Freelance Bounty Hunter.


  • Revengeanceful
  • Opportunistic

Places Lived in and Visited

  • Big Momma Dark's house
  • The street
  • The Sarien Battle College
  • The Chi Epsilon Nu Omicron Nu
  • Beta Iota Tau Epsilon Sigma Fraternity
  • The Time Space coordinate where Roy was known as, 'The Renegade'
  • Made brief appearance in 'Space Academy 4: Sariens on Patrol' and some other Z rated movies
  • A dirty apartment on Polysorbate LX
  • The Contrived Extravagance
  • Stranded on JNC-92F-34 (AKA Bob)


You'll have to think about a real cool totally absurd and hilarious phobia for me, I know you'll hate me for this, but every cool guys have one, like BA Baracus in the A Team. "I pity the fools!"

Note to self, don't ever drink milk.



  • Slim Golganis, Professional running man (Nemesis)
  • Sariens responsible for lost bounty (Major annoyances)
  • The Sarien guy who leads said Sariens (Nemesis)
  • Packrats (Minor annoyances)
  • Cobalt (Delayed 'till he capture Slim for me)
  • Rancid (Annoyance, Terminated by MP-X301 on day 2)
  • Molok (Annoyance)

Terminated (1 out of 7)